OneEasyKill

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Confessions of a lost soldier by OneEasyKill, literature

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Confessions of a lost soldier

This time, it really wasn’t about the money… more my reputation. Oh, and the dead girl sitting in my home, before I could even get it on with her, fucking shame too, those hollow points did something nasty to the side of her head, and she was a pretty wee thing. See, the worst thing really is, that it’s not that much money, but still, they ran out on the bill, and sent a little squad of guys with black ties, no brains and big guns after me, to “settle”. That’s the problem with fucking American Gangsters, you’ve either got people who grew up watching too many films, or you’ve got guys fulfilling a stereo

Grinder by OneEasyKill, literature

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Grinder

I’m what’s known as in science fiction terms as a “grinder”. A grinder is someone who acknowledges they live in a dystopian future, where there is advanced technology, but it’s not really good enough for them. Put simply; we’re living in the future. We’ve got more technology in the average calculator than when we first went to the moon. According to House, we can solve most medical problems with witty dialogue and magic medicine. So, I have a couple of questions, and I think there are some people in school who can answer them, I mean, there are people in sixth form alone that we have to acknowledge are goi

Don't forget by OneEasyKill, literature

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Don't forget

I sought sanctuary in madness, because I feared the world had no goodness left in it for me. But now I see; now I know. Maybe I should go on about how fundamentally people are good and new born kittens and sweet music. Those things get too much good press, so here’s my reason for staying alive, the little good things when you experience when having a good day; When you walk out in the morning to get the paper off the door step and the paving slab is slightly warm The smile of someone who is laughing with you Knowing you’re the one that’s right in an argument The feeling when someone you care about puts their hand on you T

Speaker by OneEasyKill, literature

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Speaker

“Yeah, I was kicked out of heaven for political reasons” She was looking at me funny. It’s a bitter story, and maybe I should save it for another time. “listen hun, I think we should talk about this” she was giving me that look, the one that made me want to go all honest on her. “Ok, ya see, the reason god made the universe is the same reason that women have semi planned babies and men take up building habits” Her pointed eye brow was gorgeous “God was created from the void, She is part of the void, and therefore, she became mad, goo goo gaga; so in order to define herself from the vast nothing, S

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Forgotten gifts by OneEasyKill, literature

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Forgotten gifts

He sits alone waiting for her. The candle light gives the room an illusion of a homely glow, one he is not comfortable with. This is not his home. This is hers. He is a heroin addict. She is a normal person, they met at work. That’s right; he’s one of those unheard of heroin addicts who manage to keep a job and a relatively clean life. Oh, he’s stolen, sometimes he spun his money out on his midnight plunger addiction, spent a long weekend spending money he didn’t have on juice he didn’t need, so he stole, from his parents, his friends, just enough money to keep his legs from men who would take them. Heroin sti

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learn to communicate by OneEasyKill, literature

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learn to communicate

The anarchists have won. We now live in a world of chaos, without order. But when you look out your window do not fear bombings or the loss of your credit card details. Do not fear the government is no more destitute and in ruins as when we last left it. No the anarchists have won a victory on the highest plain, the have destroyed our definitions of truth. They have polluted our words. We no longer live in a world with meaning. Ah, we walk down the streets and we see the young courting lovers following the set traditions of "I love you" "I love you too, hurry back" and we see it and smile; we make no deeper inflection into this scene. But o

cast away by OneEasyKill, literature

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cast away

Endings are so beautiful. I've found my beautiful ending. I found it in the simplicity of a blade. It's lying on the end of my table; I know how to really finish this story. But first we talk about your ending, the one you shall be shown by me and the one that you yourself shall receive one day. Life is hard, and then you die. My ending is that she finally sees me how I've always expected her to see me, my ending is that she finally sees that I am a simple monster, I am a creature of dull moronic evil. I am dull, the passion of all my other pains has finally worn me away, now I am nothing but a man with simple ambitions, all I do now is live

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An unfinshed joke by OneEasyKill, literature

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An unfinshed joke

"His name is Ted" I knew this was a mistake as soon as the words left my lips. "And Ted is a penguin" she said this with a look that made me feel like I should spontaneously combust, right now I would make that very effort to get the hell away from her. "Yes, he is a penguin" "And for the last week he's been telling to you to leave and go to India" "Yes" I replied. "A place with notable lack of penguins" she inquired "Funny that huh?" "Alex get the hell out of my apartment, I think we should see other people" I walked out of the apartment with my head held low. For a final touch I yelled "The penguin army shall rise again!" Jesu

demons and angels by OneEasyKill, literature

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demons and angels

"I'm not suppose to be here" "Son, if you are worried about your sin's fear no longer, they have all been absolved. You are meant to be here, not the other place." "No! I'm not meant to be dead at all" "Ah so many say that, this is your time" he said this with a smile. "I swore I'd protect her, I was taken away at the wrong time" "Son there is no anger here, stop trying to raise such feelings" He felt anger, no matter what the Other said. He felt it welling up inside of him. He felt it balling around him arms. Purely on instinct he threw it at the Other. The streams of light that burst forth from his arms were both beautiful and h

lust. by OneEasyKill, literature

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lust.

i'm going to say it. i shall now say what every poet is afraid to say. love is torture. love is sex. love is agony. love is mundane. love s what each and every one of us needs love may be beautiful, but it also hurt us, right down to the core. if you are in love then be glad, because it may last eternal, but so will the pain. the pin of their pain, the pain of seeing them hurt, the agony they inflict on you with a simple cruel glance. love is not an emotion, love is a magnifier, happiness becomes bliss, pain becomes torture, jealousy becomes hatred. love burns you away. hatred of another person may last for a aeon, but love can leave

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Seek and ye shall find by OneEasyKill, literature

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Seek and ye shall find

The devil was walking in a market one day in fair Verona, he spotted three wise men sitting and talking of the world. The devil spoke to them in a form these wise men would recognise, a woman of beauty. "The world promises riches" said the first of the wise men. "The world offers power" Said the second "The world offers opportunity" said the third. The devil cared not for power or wealth, he could easily create those, for wealth and power where the coin of his kingdom, but he was always looking for opportunity. The Devil approached these men; "Gentlemen of fine learning, you speak of these things as though you wish for them with all yo

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About OneEasyKill

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 17 years
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Current Residence: I am the beast, i reside within the pit
Favourite genre of music: it sounds like this: AGHHHHHHH!!!!
Favourite photographer: Femmi
Favourite style of art: EMO IS NOT AN ART FORM
Operating System: slow and painful, like a patient getting out of bed after i started swapping his meds for viagra
MP3 player of choice: Amy Reed, Stephanie Webb and Becky Wadey
Shell of choice: The Pelt of christian Murphey, i hunt him
Wallpaper of choice: choice implies a decision
Skin of choice: fore
Favourite cartoon character: Rayne
Personal Quote: I know i treat you like shit, but am i ever boring?

Favourite Visual Artist

God: look at how many colours i know

Favourite Movies

That one where everyone dies

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Slaves on dope, the distillers, coal chamber; or anything that can get my blood pumping

Favourite Writers

King vs Koontz, with a tag team on each side of Herbert and Duncan

Favourite Games

Find the clothes after a hangover and a drunken night with a girl who looks like an extra from LOTR

Favourite Gaming Platform

Flat

Tools of the Trade

no helmet, no pads, just balls

Other Interests

YOU!!

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OneEasyKill

Nov 9, 2008

Like Moses from the mount, He returns

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My absense was probably not appreciated by many, but fuck it, I don't really like any of you anyway, and would prefer it if you all died of harpoon related injuries. I hate the self rightous assholes you get in this land of freedom. I hate the fact that i like it here. But quote me on that and i'll call you a liar and slip laxatives into you drink. I'm going to launch my own little wave of mutilation, put some stuff i've been doing out there, mainly so that i can remind people that my fingers still have a purpose besides pleasuring your mothers.

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OneEasyKill

Aug 11, 2008

Imaginary Bands-O-awesome

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Band name- n00b/l33t luv affair Style - 8bit meets screamo Band Members - Player 0 - vocals Player 1 - Programming Player 2 - Guitar Player 3 - Drums First single name - 3v1l l33t About - a girl who won't see her boyfriend anymore after he got Red ring of death and refuses to go in for repair. Best single - Your cake is a lie About - Boy who promises a Zero a psp is she fapped him, but all she got was a DS, so she electrocuted him by connecting his nads to a porn server.

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OneEasyKill

Mar 29, 2008

Feck Weasals

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Meh, not angry, just; disapointed.

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May 12, 2008

He has written that thing yet, and I want to tell him I'm accepting that thing, but the domain name his email address is from is parked, and no mail forwarding is happening.

Sam, I need an alternative email address off you, please. Drop me a mail to let me know what it is