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Like Moses from the mount, He returns

Sun Nov 9, 2008, 12:51 PM
My absense was probably not appreciated by many, but fuck it, I don't really like any of you anyway, and would prefer it if you all died of harpoon related injuries. I hate the self rightous assholes you get in this land of freedom. I hate the fact that i like it here. But quote me on that and i'll call you a liar and slip laxatives into you drink.

I'm going to launch my own little wave of mutilation, put some stuff i've been doing out there, mainly so that i can remind people that my fingers still have a purpose besides pleasuring your mothers.

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Devious Info

  • Current Residence: I am the beast, i reside within the pit
  • Interests: YOU!!
  • Favourite movie: That one where everyone dies
  • Favourite band or musician: Slaves on dope, the distillers, coal chamber; or anything that can get my blood pumping
  • Favourite genre of music: it sounds like this: AGHHHHHHH!!!!
  • Favourite artist: God: look at how many colours i know
  • Favourite poet or writer: King vs Koontz, with a tag team on each side of Herbert and Duncan
  • Favourite photographer: Femmi
  • Favourite style of art: EMO IS NOT AN ART FORM
  • Operating System: slow and painful, like a patient getting out of bed after i started swapping his meds for viagra
  • MP3 player of choice: Amy Reed, Stephanie Webb and Becky Wadey
  • Shell of choice: The Pelt of christian Murphey, i hunt him
  • Wallpaper of choice: choice implies a decision
  • Skin of choice: fore
  • Favourite game: Find the clothes after a hangover and a drunken night with a girl who looks like an extra from LOTR
  • Favourite gaming platform: Flat
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rayne
  • Personal Quote: I know i treat you like shit, but am i ever boring?
  • Tools of the Trade: no helmet, no pads, just balls

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He has written that thing yet, and I want to tell him I'm accepting that thing, but the domain name his email address is from is parked, and no mail forwarding is happening.

Sam, I need an alternative email address off you, please. Drop me a mail to let me know what it is :)

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btw have u written that thing yet

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Lucy Fucking Miller

Hates this fucking town
Thanks for the :+fav: ^__^

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:floating:
You're quite welcome, keep up the fantastic work.

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there's always an incredible thrill when you're doing something/someone that you shouldn't

sorry bill
I'll do my best!
Thank you very much ;)

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i vote you do the blog thing that me, chris and jenna have done.

i could do with some self deprecation right now.

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Someone told me once that life isn't so bad,
And some things in this world are so beautiful-
To ignore them would be such a horrible waste,
And sometimes you just have to let go,
Even though you know it will break your heart
Thanks for the fave, man.

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When I get bored, I get creative!
:deviation: My best piece:
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Sam, im apologising in advance for whatever crap my friends might say to you. ive told them i dont want them to hurt you, believe it or not i don't wish anything bad upon you. you did what you had to.

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Someone told me once that life isn't so bad,
And some things in this world are so beautiful-
To ignore them would be such a horrible waste,
And sometimes you just have to let go,
Even though you know it will break your heart
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OMG! you're a GENIUS! Why don't you join the poetry contest from [link] ? Free to enter, 100k prize. You MUST win it!
Where the hell have you been?

(Besides at home, slowly becoming addicted to morphine...)

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:ahoy:Yarr! Check out me comedy T-shirt slogans! [link]
When I get bored, I get creative!
:deviation: My best piece:
[link]

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